Russian Jokes Russian Humor Videos http://russianjokes.alexradich.com The Best Collection of Russian Jokes in English Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:31:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 en Ivan Vasilyevich and Miloslavsky http://russianjokes.alexradich.com/2007/08/13/ivan-vasilyevich-and-miloslavsky/ http://russianjokes.alexradich.com/2007/08/13/ivan-vasilyevich-and-miloslavsky/#comments Mon, 13 Aug 2007 18:31:55 +0000 admin http://russianjokes.alexradich.com/2007/08/13/ivan-vasilyevich-and-miloslavsky/ This is a song from the famous Soviet movie Ivan Vasilyevich Changes Profession. Culprit Miloslavsky (actor Leonid Kuravlev) by chance travels in time back to medieval times of Ivan the Terrible. He and his companion Ivan Vasilyevich (actor Yakovlev) find themselves in the middle of Tzar’s palace, and servants mistake Ivan for the Tzar. They find temporal pleasure in such surroundings, and Miloslavsky even teaches musicians of the palace how to play a modern song. Then they dance in a modern manner. The movie is excellent, and you can feel the mood by viewing this little extract from it.

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I seek for a gentleman as smart as Sherlock Holmes and as handsome as Dr. Watson. Mary.

Ring of a bell. Mary opens. Russian Rzhevskiy stands.

- I am not as smart as Sherlock Holmes and not as handsome as Dr. Watson… But I fuck as the Hound of Baskervilles! :-)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKrMe-9Esps

No real meaning for this song, the words are meaningless. Still this song and this video is so nice and so funny you do not have to get any translations.

Look and enjoy!

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The translation of this song is given as follows (actually no meaning in words themselves):

There once lived a poor fishman who started in his boat from Naples to heavy sea, and his bride was waiting for him, but only in vain, then he took off her clothes and threw herself in abyss that swallowed her in one moment. Nobody survived.

And this is a remix in San Remo surroundings:

The actors are Alexander Abdulov and Semen Farada.

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- The man who wrote it, is a right-handed but used his left hand to write. He is a man of middle height, served in army force, has a moustache and smokes cigars. After having a few more observations, we can conclude that it was you, my dear friend!
- What the fuck! How have you done it? – Doctor was dumb with amazement. – I bought a new pen, ink and paper, I wrote with left hand, and the content is rubbish. How did you know?!!
- It is elementary, Watson! I watched you through a keyhole.

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- What’s up, sir?

- Taste this soup!

- What is wrong with it? Too much salt?

- Just taste it!

- But what is up? Is it cold?

- Taste this soup, I said!

- Alright, sir! But WHERE is the spoon?

- Oh, you got it! The SPOON!

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If you do not know The White Sun of Desert (Beloe Solntce Pustuni), you did not live in the USSR. The movie is done in Western style, with guns, shooting, men on horses, Eastern flavour, bad guys and heroes. The plot is as follows. It is 20es of the 20th century. Bad guy Abdulla is involved in smuggling and has many wives. His opponent is custom official Vereschagin who doesn’t care much about anything and lives simple life in his oasis land with peacocks and eating black caviar. The Red Army officer Sukhov is very persistant to fight against enemies of Soviet authorities and asks Vereschagin to help the Red Army. And Abdulla also asks Vereschagin, the tough man, to help him. In this episode Vereschagin treats harshly the ambassador of Abdulla who is sent to ask for grenades.

 (Vereschagin sings “I am not lucky in death, I will be lucky in love”)

(Abdulla man - AM enters to the room after ascending the step ladder and sees Vereschagin lying on bed and singing)

(AM) Do you still sing? I am from Abdulla. We run short of grenades, and we know you have good supply of them. (looking around, then becoming angry)

Shut up! Stop this silly song! Stand up when officer addresses you!

(Then AM breaks the wooden shuttles with his head and falls from the second floor in sand. He stand up, shakes off from sand and jumps on his horse, addresses his companion-in-arms):

- Oh, he has grenades of wrong type!

:-)

You can read more about this movie in Wikipedia - White Sun of The Desert .

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