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Sunday, June 10th, 2007- Watson, what are you writing there?
- A new article about you, Sherlock.
- Can I have a look at it?
- Sorry, the article is not ready yet. I will publish it in a week or two, then you can read it.
- Oh, shit, I am always the last to read about my own adventures! – said Holmes in offended voice […]
Russian Jokes Holmes - Bad Weather in London
Saturday, June 9th, 2007- Why?! Oh why? – cried out Doctor Watson, looking out of a window Sarurday morning, - Why for the whole week, when I am at work, it is beautiful weather, and during weekend it is rainy and cold?
- It is elementary, Watson! – Responded Holmes, lighting his pipe, - You work in a countryside, […]
Russian Jokes - Disguise and Holmes
Tuesday, June 5th, 2007
Watson was having breakfast in a livingroom and reading morning newspaper. Suddenly a loathsome old man appeared:
- Good morning, Doctor, - said he to Watson, ascended on a staircase and went into Holmes’ bedroom.
After a while a large red-bearded sailor with harpoon came out of Holmes’ room. After sparingly salutating Watson, he went out to the […]
Russian Jokes - Holmes in Hostess’ Bedroom
Sunday, June 3rd, 2007
After closely examining room of Doctor Roylotte, Sherlock Holmes addressed the hostess:
- And now, miss Stoner, I have an unusual request for you. This night I and Doctor Watson have to spend in your bedroom.
- And what about me?
- And you have to be with us… Otherwise we will not be able to accomplish anything.
Picture: Sherlock Holmes, actor […]
Russian Joke (Holmes) - Bad Weather in London
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007- What a nasty weather it is, Holmes, - grumbled Watson, - for the second week in a row it is raining like anything, and no hint for improvement, I feel sick.
- Oh, really, - Holmes looked surprised, - I did not notice, - Holmes wrapped himself tight in plaid and went on merrily gurgling […]
Russian Humor Video - The Hound of Baskervilles
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjDxTgbr3dM
This is a great video collage of the famous Hound of Baskervilles Soviet movie with Livanov as Sherlock Holmes and Solomin as Doctor Watson and Mikhalkov as Sir Henry Baskerville.
Watch and enjoy!
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Russian Jokes Holmes - Lestrade, You Are Welcome Again!
Saturday, June 2nd, 2007Picture: Inspector Lestrade, actor Borislav Brondukov.
- It is always my pleasure to talk to you, Lestrade. You are always welcome!
When inspector came out, Holmed breathed with relief:
- What a moron! It is difficult to find another idiot of his type!
[It is interesting to know what he speaks about me] - thought Watson.
[It is interesting to know what […]
Russian Joke (Holmes) - To Take Notice of Every Step
Friday, June 1st, 2007Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson have been following a criminal’s footsteps.
- Holmes, would you mind slowing down a little, I cannot keep pace with you?
- You cannot go so fast? – Holmes looked astonished.
- No, I do not have time to write down your every step.
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Russian Humor Movie (Holmes) - What a Tangled Case!
Friday, June 1st, 2007I present an episode from the Hound of Baskervilles where Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson discuss the complicatedness of the case. The episode is full with charisma and humor as we see solemn faces of great characters of the movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjq5xsLeyJQ
- What a god-forsaken place this is! Do you already think about this story, Watson?
- It does not […]
Russian Joke - Doctor Watson and His Wounded Hand
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 Watson and Holmes were boxing in a livingroom when Missis Hadson came in.
- Mister Holmes, did you not forget that Doctor has a wounded hand.
- You are not very observant, Missis Hadson, I do not only remember that Doctor Watson has a wounded hand but also try to hit it to make it more painful!
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